| Reviving the LJ, part two |
[Apr. 9th, 2005|12:46 am] |
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Okay, so this is how things are: I have a new LJ, for writing purpose, which is and will be updated (very) frequently. So, this one may be a little more abandoned than usual. *le sigh*
I'm sorry.
But anyway, without further ados, I present you:
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) flipperland
Now go and friend it. You shall find many goodies there.
Thanks.
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| Fucking msn!!! |
[Feb. 8th, 2005|07:27 pm] |
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Bloody fucking thing isn't working.
"Please certify that you are connected to the internet."
I'M FUCKING CONNECTED TO IT!!! NOW YOU GET THE FUCK ONLINE BECAUSE I FUCKING NEED TO TALK TO KLOMB, CAT AND MY SLASHERS!!! AND GET FUCKING CONNECTED BEFORE I BLOW THIS FUCKING THING OFF!!!
Fucking MSN. Fucking thing. I hate, I FUCKING HATE to depend on it to talk to the ones I care about.
Fuck, FUCK, FUCK!!!
Fucking msn... *fumes* |
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| On MacDonalds and oral sex |
[Jan. 30th, 2005|01:56 am] |
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I just had this crazy idea while I was in the bathroom (don't ask):
Oral sex is better than a MacDonalds's burger.
Okay. I shall explain.
On some normal conversations with some of my close friends, I noticed that the idea of oral sex turns them off. Muchly off.
Examples:
"I wouldn't let a girlfriend of mine suck me. Ew. I mean, she'd suck me and she'd kiss me afterwards? That's disgusting." ~boy
Me: Oral sex isn't that disgusting...
Girlfriend 1 & 2: *weird faces*
Me: What? Wouldn't you let your bf do it to you if you were very intimate?
*uncomfortable silence*
Girlfriend 1: Erm, no.
Girlfriend 2: It's disgusting...
And then some moments ago I started thinking more deeply about the subject.
My friends said that oral sex was disgusting, but they have no problems in eating a McDonald's burger. However, the McD's burger is fat, junk food, and very very bad for your health. Oral sex is healthy (if done properly, and by properly I mean with no chance of getting a STD), good (at least people tell me it is, I never done it nor recieved it) and it doesn't make you fat. So, after analysing things, I could realize these two things:
1 - When they're eating a McDonald's burger they're doing waay worse things than oral sex.
2 - If they are capable of eating (and watching other people eat) a McD's burger, then they are also capable of doing/recieving oral sex.
Clever logics, aren't they? :D
So, I decided to make a list.
Why oral sex is waaay better than a MacDonald's burger
So far I wrote these reasons:
1 - Oral sex is healthy, good, and it doesn't make you fat. A MacDonald's burger is fat, junk food, and is very bad for your health.
2 - When you do oral sex to someone, at least you know what you're putting on your mouth. With a McD's burger you can be eating whatever meat they put there (rat, cows, pork...).
3 - Oral sex does not make you fat, neither it makes you sick after you do it repeatedly. Try eating 10 McD's burgers at once.
But I need more. Care to join me in the wondrous world of oral sex and McD's burgers? Comment with suggestions, more reasons, funny stories, or just pure randomness and spamming.
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| Please shoot me |
[Jan. 29th, 2005|03:39 pm] |
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My lj is dying.
*jumps on LJ*
*does CPR*
*LJ: breathes again*
Thank god.
Um...
I've been terribly lazy, stupid, and lurky lately, haven't I?
I am really really really sorry for not posting in daaaaaays. And I feel even sorrier for not commenting on other people's LJs, or replying to people's comments on my LJ.
Dear god, i'm so stupid. *headdesk*
I mean, I check my f-list everytime I'm here, I read my f-list's posts, memes, and all that... But I'm so incredibly lazy (and I've also been busy lately), and I don't think I'll be capable of writing how much sorry I am. I'm sorry if I hurt you in some way. I really am. <333
Therefore, I shall make it up to everyone, do memeage, and post more on LJ.
And I'll start that right now. |
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| My new ship |
[Jan. 4th, 2005|07:31 pm] |
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Asuka/Draco.
This is what you get when you mix 2 of your favourite characters, from 2 of your favourite fandoms.
Well, I'm sure you all know Draco Malfoy pretty much, so I won't even bother with his description.
However, since i'm sure that 99.999% of you do not know Asuka, i shall present her to you.
She's from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. *loffs upon it* Go watch it. It's teh fab. And it has very slashy moments! :D I shall post some slashy NGE pics if I find them. *nods*
Name: Asuka Langley Sohryu
Age: 13 (or 14, i can't remember)
Born in: Germany
Profile: beautiful, extremely intelligent (finished her University course at the age of 13), snobby, cunning, sarcastic, bitchy, arrogant, brave, ambitious. Well, you got the point. ;)
So basically, they are perfect for eachother. <333
Multi fandom-ly speaking, of course. Because everyone knows that HP-ly speaking, Draco and Harry are perfect for each other. :P
By the way, will someone make me a Draco/Asuka icon? Pweeeeease? I'll provide the pics! *nods* |
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| The last day of the year |
[Dec. 31st, 2004|09:41 pm] |
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Before I forget:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Or, in portuguese:
FELIZ ANO NOVO
I hope that next year we'll all be much better than in this one, and you know that other stuff... a better lovelife, etc etc.
( My New Year's Resolution )
*huggleskishes all*
A very happy new year, for all of you!
I love you all. |
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| Hee. |
[Dec. 27th, 2004|06:44 pm] |
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My LJ is orange-ey! isn't it loffly now! :D
I must update telling what i got for Xmas. I really must do that. *sigh*
And ooh! Look at teh new thing i put on my LJ user info:
Isn't it fab? :D |
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| Christmas, and christmas presents |
[Dec. 25th, 2004|08:18 pm] |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, Happy Whatever You're Celebrating because i'm ignorant and i don't know all the celebrations to write.
Anyway...
Yay! Look at me presents!
- webcam! with microphone! yay!
- mp3 player! omg, double yay! now i don't need cds :D
- OotP. in english. british english. *grins*
- teh Singstar Party game for PS2. it's singing time, baby!
- brown scarf. i loff scarves.
- cute and warm pyjamas with hedgehogs (or however you spell it)!
- Milka chocolates! omfg! which i already ate, of course.
- little perfumes with a pink bracelet with teh letters L-O-V-E
- PoA DVD
- a black tie. a black narrow tie. i bought it for myself! omg yay! it's a tie! :D :D :D |
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| OMFG!!!!!!!!!!11111one!!!!111eleventyone!!!! |
[Dec. 20th, 2004|11:30 pm] |
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| | I don't care about the music! All I can think of now is HBP! | ] |
OMFG EVERYONE!!!!!! J.K.ROWLING IS RELEASING THE RELEASE DATE IN 24 HOURS!!!!!!!! AND THE SOURCE IS RELIABLE BECAUSE IT'S HER SITE!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!! OMFG!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING HYPER!!!!!! SQUEE!!!!!!! IT'S ORGASMIC!!!! I CAN'T STOP MY IRREGULAR BREATHING!!!! OMFG!!! I'M SO FUCKING CRAZY LYEK WHOA!!!
*calms down for a bit*
*starts it again*
Don't believe me? Here's the transcript from TLC:
December 20, 2004
HBP Release Date to be Announced in 24 Hours
All right, we couldn't wait for you all to break into JKR's study.
Jo Rowling has announced on her site that Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is FINISHED, and we should hear a release date from her publishers in the next 24 hours. Check back here for updates.
Here's what JKR says about the book:
"Although I have joked about HP&THBP racing my third baby into the world, I have in fact had all the time I needed to tinker with the manuscript to my satisfaction and I am as happy as I have ever been with the end result. I only hope you feel that it was worth the wait when you finally read it!"
If you want to see it by yourself, here is how you should do it (by Mugglenet):
THE DOOR IS OPEN!
If you click the Christmas tree in the mirror on JK Rowling's official site, the door will open and you'll be greeted by another Christmas tree with presents under it. If you click the smallest present on the right, you get a riddle. Answer it correctly, click the present to its left and get another question. When all of the presents' riddles are answered, you will get a special message containing some very, very good news.
OMFG. |
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| The amazing phenomena of Alfarelos |
[Dec. 14th, 2004|08:00 pm] |
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So, all of you should know that is normal in little villages for people to have animals like hens, roosters, sheeps and so on, right?
So, Alfarelos, where i live, is a little village, and my grandmother has some hens and three roosters.
Apparently, yesterday or so, a rooster tried to have sex with my dog.
...
Oh dear. *giggles* |
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| Randomness |
[Dec. 10th, 2004|10:27 pm] |
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Finally, something to cheer me up. At least for a bit.
I'm not putting in into an LJ cut because you must all read it. *nods*
Here it is, using teh fantastic drabble generator (http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/):
A Seductive Occurrence by Devil Asuka 666 The Drabble Generator
Harry paced up and down, jiggling his lip. His very good friend, Mary Sue Wand, had arranged to meet him here on a fridge. "I have something outstanding to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Wand was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Harry expected to see her bounce up, her swashbuckling hair streaming behind her and her beautiful eyes aglow.
Harry heard footsteps, but they seemed rather temptative for a delicate and sexy girl like Mary Sue Wand, whose tread was luscious. He turned around and found Draco staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Draco said huskily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Harry had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so strangely. "Mary Sue Wand asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Draco, his cock began to throb awkwardly.
"Oh," Draco said, intensely. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Harry said and caught Draco by his neck. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Draco said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a vibrator casting happiness in a 10 mile radius.
From behind a cucumber, Mary Sue Wand watched with a liar light in her ravishing eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Harry/Draco". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the octopus from extinction.
LOL. |
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| In which I talk about my loffly mother |
[Dec. 3rd, 2004|07:12 pm] |
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My mom is teh coolness. *huggles mom*
Indeed, she is. I am extremely lucky for having a mom with this personality. *huggles mom again*
So, um, any reasons for teh mom loff post? Many, I guess, but here are some things that happened lately:
- after we donated a bit to Abraço, a portuguese group against AIDS, the guy that gave me the red bow thingy asked if we were sisters. I giggled, and answered that she wasn't my sis, she was my mom. The guy went like: "oh. o.o'"
I loff it very muchly when people think i'm my mom's sister.
My mom says that she thinks it's funny i don't mind people telling we're sisters, and that some people get really freaky when they are told that. *sigh*
But i don't mind, because i loff her. Very muchly.
- my mom knows about my slash obsession. Okay, she doesn't know i read smut, and she doesn't know i have smutty H/D pics on my computer, but still. She does this really funny look when she sees teh PG-13 ones :D
Today, when we were arriving my school after lunch, she took a look at my cellphone. Well, at the moment i had (and still have, actually) a HD pic as wallpaper, or, more precisely, Draco kissing Harry, both without any shirt on.
mom: aren't they kissing?
me: yeah :D
mom: *makes a funny face and rolls eyes*
me: oh, come on, mom! haven't you seen teh pics in my notebook? :P
mom: *rolls eyes again*
me: teehee.
She wouldn't have this reaction if she found the QaF episodes i have here, though...
But meh. :D
I love you, mother. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 29th, 2004|05:45 pm] |
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Teehee.
I'm still remembering yesterday, or, more precisely, social_retard86's webcam session.
Heehee.
*remembers* *drools*
I'mmm sssstaaaaallllkiiiiiing yooooooou, Chaaaaaaaaarrr... *evil grin*
Mwahahahahahahaha!
*laughs madly*
*laughs madly some more*
*ends laughing*
Ookay.
But hey, at least i'm not sobbing around the maths grade that i will know about tomorrow, am I?
Yet... |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 28th, 2004|02:23 pm] |
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Guess who this is dedicated to:
"Her feelings she hides
Her dreams she can't find
She's losing her mind
She's fallen behind
She can't find her place
She's losing her faith
She's fallen from grace
She's all over the place..." |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 19th, 2004|10:02 pm] |
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Oh simple thing where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 16th, 2004|05:52 pm] |
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First of all, ain't my new icon pwetty? I squeed immensely when I saw it in Dig's icon-y LJ: digking_icons. Thanks dear! *squees in the greatness of Ville love*
Secondly, OMG Kitten (bitterbeautyuk) is coming to Flipper-land!!! =D Err, I mean Portugal. Because I am Flipper, and she named Filpper's country as Flipper-land. And I'm like omg squee.
I really hope that we can meet, somehow. *is hopeful*
[/real life]
Anyway, this post is the beggining of a new era. Or not. Um, what I was going to say, was that I am going to start a series of secton thingies here in my LJ. I am starting them to my own pleasure, and to see if SOMEONE CARES TO READ THIS.
*coughs*
Anyway (again), I am starting today with "The perfect ?/? whatever of the day" (®Devil Asuka 666). In "The perfect ?/? whatever of the day" (®Devil Asuka 666), I quote phrases, lyrics, rec songs, poems, and silly stuff like that. Also, each LJ cut will correspond to a single ship.
So, and without any more delayings (I really don't know if such a word exists), I present you...
"The perfect ?/? whatever of the day" (®Devil Asuka 666. All rights reserved.) !!!
( The perfect H/D quote and lyrics of the day )
( The perfect James/Lucius quote of the day )
( The perfect Bellatrix/Voldemort quote of the day )
Now kids, wasn't that fun? All that clickin' in the pwetty neat links that auntie Devil set for you? =D
NOW GO AND COMMENT BECAUSE I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME DEALING WITH CODES only to express my undying love for H/D, and my likeness for other ships.
Comment, pwetty please?
Oh, and before I forget, The perfect James/Lucius quote of the day (®Devil Asuka 666) is dedicated to lafina, for the LJ codes that she gave me (i forgot them. shame on me), and the loffly conversation that followed. <3 Thank you dear.
Also, in the next posts, there will also be the The new and shiny Portuguese expression of the day (®Devil Asuka 666), in which you will see the wonders of the Portuguese language in various phrases, and swearing words. =D |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 16th, 2004|03:38 pm] |
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| | Nelly Furtado - Explode | ] |
Omg. I live on fear of handwriting analysis. *shudders*
I just had mine analyzed (got teh link at treeperson's LJ), and I'm scared. Verreh scared.
( Teh analysis of d00m. )
GO READ. (hey... at least read teh underlined stuff...) |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 12th, 2004|08:23 pm] |
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| | Lenny Kravitz - Calling all angels | ] |
Okay, so I just came back from the gym. It's also the first time I ever went to one, actually. :D
So, now I'm sore and tired, but happy. I feel like I'm finally doing something about all this fat in my body, you know? *deslikes her body muchly*
Anyway, this is not the time for a self esteem rant. I'm bringing you better news! Or not, it depends on how you consider them. :P
I'm working on an H/D angsty fic, which I will put all my heart into. I really want it to be good. *is hopeful*
This is a crappy post, but I'm not in the mood for big LJ posts, so... ^_^'''
By the way, this post is dedicated to sarky_moocow. She accepted to beta that H/D fic, and yesterday we talked about it, and i told her the plot and she liked it and she'll beta it and i was like "omg whoa yay". :D
Loff you, Cal. <33333333333 |
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